Boxer fun
Creating a puppy picture.
Trek assured a complete weekend. Make your camera in order, provide these new batteries and insert the memory card. Get the packaging of the batteries from the mouth of the puppy and throw the packaging away. Get the puppy from the garbage and make your pup clean again. Choose a beautiful background for the photo. Put your camera on a tripod, make sure it is set correctly and check the Flash. Search your puppy and take the torn newspaper from its mouth.
Put the puppy on the place where you want to make the photo and go to your camera. Don't forget that spot and creep on the hands and feet behind the pup. Set the camera with one hand and try again with the other hand the puppy to keep at a distance. Grab a tissue and pull the print of your puppies nose of the lens. Are you trying to get attention by puppies with a piepertje above your head to squeal. Sets a new glasses on and check the camera on damage. Jump on time aside, grab your puppy at neck and back and say: '' No, that you have to do without ''. As far as possible to call friends to ask them if they want to help the gang to clean up. Now go into an easy chair, put your feet on the table and take your rest for your puppy tomorrow morning the commandos '' Is '' and '' stay '' to learn.
At the vet
A Doberman and a Boxer lying together at the vet in their turn to wait.
At one point asks Boxer to the Doberman: "why aren't you here?".
Looks the Doberman saddened if he tells.
I lay quietly to sleep in the kitchen when the boss in the middle of the night muscle nude came down and forward the fridge in dives.
I scare woke up and Yes, I am a guard dog, so I bit so the balls of his ass … …
Now they let me sleep.
There follows a painful silence a after a while asking the Doberman "and you? ”.
The Boxer sigh deeply and says, "actually a bit for the same.
I lay quietly in the kitchen to sleep when the female muscle nude came down and forward the fridge in dives.
I scare woke up and Yes, I am a male so I've given her a turn.
Asks the Doberman: "they let you sleep?".
Says the Boxer: "no, my nails be cut".
Jesus
A burglar is "busy with a cracking night and everything is deadly still.
Suddenly he hears "Jesus please thee '.
He scares violently and shrinks in each other and wait.
He decides to go with his cracking, at the time he the plasma tv. want to take anything he hears more cautionary: "Jesus please thee '.
He puts the tv. down grabs his flashlight and look carefully around the room, and sees a parrot.
Cracks: "a parrot"
Parrot: "that's right I'm a parrot"
Cracks: "you may well talk"
Parrot: "Yes, I am already 50 years old" n "
Cracks: "how hot you know anyway?"
Parrot: "Henry"
Cracks: "Henry?, what a ridiculous name for a parrot.
Parrot: "not so ridiculous name like Jesus of that wicked one Boxer behind you.
Staff asked
A company does not have enough staff so one decides for a poster to hang the door which says: help needed, someone who types well, a lot of computers should know and are bilingual.
Everyone is equal.
A Boxer can see the poster and goes inside.
He goes to the boss and begins to bark.
The boss asks what there is.
The Boxer points with his nose to the poster.
The boss is surprised and says: "OH you want to work, but that can not because you're a dog.
The Boxer is pointing to the poster to say everyone is equal.
The boss says: "OK, but you can also type?"
The Boxer jumps on a computer and begins typing a perfect letter.
The boss is quite surprised had that certainly do not expect, but also asks do you know what computers?.
The Boxer shows many different functions of the computer.
The boss is again very surprised what you show is wonderful but there is one problem you need to be bilingual.
The Boxer looks the boss tightly in the eyes and says "Meow" than:
Barking
If the dog to bark at the back door and your wife to call to the front door.
Who let you know within?.
The dog, because that keeps at least with bark if he is inside
Pretty Face
A Boxer sees a Labrador on the balcony, and barks to the Labrador: "come you play outside"?.
Barks the Labrador back: "I would like to, but I can't go outside, the boss has the front door locked".
Barks the Boxer: "then you jump from the balcony anyway".
Barks the Labrador: "no, not really, if I fall, I have just such a flat snoot like you"
A slimmehond
A businessman must often travel.
To his wife to watch if he is gone he decides to buy a dog.
He goes to the pet store and asks for a very smart dog.
If he later is travelling, he phones home phone is recorded by the dog.
The man asks: "is there anyone to visit?"
The dog reply: waf, waf (means: Yes)
The man asks: "is it a man?"
The dog reply: waf, waf
The man asks: "where are they? Above? “
The dog reply: waf, waf
The man asks: "what do they do?"
The dog reply: gasp, gasp, gasp.
Castration
In the bus is a man to a handsome blonde, on her lap, she has a dog that she gently strokes on his belly.
The man suddenly says: "Jufvrouw, you have no idea how much I with that dog would like to change of place".
It says blonde: "you have about an hour further say if he comes back from the vet where he castrated".
The creation
On the first day God created the dog.
On the second day the doghouse.
On the third day the dog food.
On the fourth day the female dog mean for reproduction.
On the fifth day the speelbot.
On the sixth day God wanted to rest but that did not because he had to the dog.